Lecture Devotee Mugs

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"Any questions?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

2016 election squabbles!

'And in conclusion.'

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

Principles of Anaesthesia.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Mentioning 'Sex'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."