Leaving Gift Mugs

"Best wishes in your new job!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Daughters on the beach

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Picking pastries.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Say it with flowers

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'They're dog roses!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

The wife whisperer.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Gift"

Christmas Presents.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'