Farewell Gifts Mugs

"That's not a progress chart, that's the bosses salary chart!"

Do Not Resuscitate

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Best Scapegoat

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Brilliant suggestion Kimble, to get rid of all the deadwood around here - we'll miss you.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

Leaving cards.

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Harper, we'd like you to become the company fall guy. The position comes with a generous severance package."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

"This is Abramson, our new piñata."

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

"I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired."

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

Didn't we fire you last week?

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."