Leaves T-Shirts

"I've fallen and I can't get up."

Lost: leaf.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

'Oh dear! They are not going to believe this.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Wildlife

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Tree house.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

The Last Leaf

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Selfie Stick

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"It's just a tree."

Tree Passion

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Stop and Birch

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."