Leaf Collection T-Shirts

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

Wildlife

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Musical genres

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Leaf zone!

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Girl holding money.