"I try to write a little bit every day."
Learning To Write Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone mastering the art of writing? Our collection captures the humor, patience, and excitement involved in learning to write. Whether it's a new student, a hobbyist, or a seasoned scribe, these gifts bring a smile and encouragement to every step of the writing adventure. Inspire confidence and a love for words with our thoughtfully designed products.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.
Copycats
I should be a writer when I grow up...
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
'How fast can you hype?'
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Squeezing the Free Press.
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
Campaign for Plain English
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
Thru versus Through Traffic
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
Torturing the English Language
Learning To Write Gifts Collection
Learning To Write Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the joy and challenges of learning to write. Perfect for giving a sip of inspiration on busy mornings.
Learning To Write Pillows
Bring comfort and inspiration to any writing space with our decorative pillows. Designed to motivate new writers and add personality to their favorite corner.
Learning To Write Prints
Decorate with our inspiring prints that motivate and amuse anyone learning to write. Perfect for brightening up a writing nook or classroom.
Learning To Write T-Shirts
Find fun and motivational t-shirts that cheer on new writers. Ideal for showing off their passion for words and their unique creative journey.