Learning Objectives Enthusiast Pillows

A Puppet Named Juan

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Go! Means NOW!

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

Six Thinking Hats

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"