Learning From Mistakes Pillows

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

"I guess she wanted an upright."

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

Learner driver conned into being a getaway driver

'Oh, I thought it said 'Fishing'.'

'Hi, Mr. Back... you asked me to call you...'

"Phil had no idea what he was talking about."