Leap Year Birthday Humorist Mugs

"See? I was born on Feburary 29th, so I'm still a juvenile!"

"I'm here for the hair."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Happy Birthday!

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"He hit the big 60 today, and now he's just drooping around the house, convinced that he can hear his arteries hardening."

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

"It's my birthday. How about a free drink?"

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Happy birthday to you!

'Each candle represents a year of you remaining 35. . .'

"I hope that isn't crab cake."

'I can't believe it - fifty years married and all I've ever been is Plan B!'

Sixty

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

"I'm serious, I've never had to buy a belated birthday card."

'Congratulations, it's a statistic.'

Nothing says HAPPY BIRTHDAY better than a cake that resembles your nose...

'Well, if you were on the verge of 100, I'd let you reach it.'

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"You don't understand - in 'Dog years' that's over 200!"

As he approached his birthday, Gerald really wanted less of a stomach above the waterline. So, he just added more water and enjoyed his bath.