Anniversary Humorist Mugs

'That's where you're wrong. I have bought you something really appropriate for our Golden Wedding anniversary...'

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

'I can't believe it - fifty years married and all I've ever been is Plan B!'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

Gunswinger

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Happy Birthday!

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

'She says her wrinkles are laughter lines, but nothing is that funny!'

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

Early American Think Tank.