Leak Lifter Gifts

Master Plumber

Travelling

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Airport

Lazy plumber.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Spelling for Dumbies.

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

'No, you're the plumber, you go and check how bad the leak is.'

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

The Sequels

"I think that exercising during the lockdown involves more than lifting the remote control."

'Are you pulling my chain?'

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

"I understand there are side effects associated with this new female libido pill, but I', willing to take those risks if it will save my marriage..."

"I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!"

"This is the best water main break ever."

Romantic Weight Lifter

"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

Trusty Shoe Repairs.

Airport Moon

Plumber in a flooded room