Leafy Listener Pillows

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Attention Span Man

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Cactus Reader

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Cover story: Plant World.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

Stork and baby

'Lettuce pray!'

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

The Joy of Greens.

"Ironically, he's being used to create 'save our forest' pamphlets."

'She's a vegetarian.'

Audio Books

Ant Cut-out

Grapes

'He brought along that short-wave radio just so he can listen to the commuter traffic reports from home.'

'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'

"Stop eating you greens!"

"Don't worry about all that spinach. After mom cooks it, there's only this much left."