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While you were out...

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

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Examinations.

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"The answer is NO!"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Revenuers will be shot.

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

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Winter depression.

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

"It's weird... My boss has a freaky way of seeing through my excuses. It's like a sick sense."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"Of course I don't want you to retire, boss! I'd probably get your job!"

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."