Leaf Turner Gifts

Graduation. It's the start of graduation season. Many students today have double majors. He studied law and literature because he liked the idea of "poetic justice." She earned degrees in structural engineering and international relations --- She'll literally and figuratively build bridges! With Botany and Psychology degrees, he'll be a therapist turning over a new leaf. And here comes a young woman who studied math and theology. She's a grateful person who always counts her blessings!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

The Bookworm

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Last Leaf

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Downloads.

"The trees are laughing at us."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Technology and literature

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

'Another nice wave.'