Leadership Lagger Mugs

"Management is all about getting from A to B, or was it A to C, or D. . . I'm sure it had an A in it!"

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

'Leadership training.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

"I like to keep things simple."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

'I'm looking for someone to keep the blood off my hands.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

'As a boss you'll find me hard, but fair. Actually, that's only half true.'

'Here's your report card... I mean, review.'

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

'Liquor will solve this problem, chief!'

'The key to understanding our organizational structure is in the boss's motto: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!''

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'It isn't that we don't have high technology. We don't have any technology.'

Hell, yes, it's lonely at the top. Plus I get nosebleeds.

"Take me to your leader!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, Berger. I must have accidentally pressed the 'Sycophant' button."

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

'I said, I think I know whey you're finding it lonely at the top.'

"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

"Our executive search committee got lost!"

'I think you're our kind of people.'

"I'm just worried that I've let myself become a follower."

'We were lonely at the bottom and in the middle. I'm sure we'll get used to being lonely at the top.'