Leadership Lighter Mugs

'Here's your report card... I mean, review.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Leadership suits you

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

The Ascent of Woman

Go! Means NOW!

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"What was I thinking?!"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Changing Minds

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Don't even think about it."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"