Leadership Games Gifts

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

Cat in a tank...

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Leadership training.'

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

King Solomon's Pollster.

Prawn Amend

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"I like to keep things simple."

"I'm worried about my leadership ability. None of the board members follow me on Twitter."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'I'm not getting the support I need.'

Napoleon marches off alone

Business Confusion

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"Does anyone know where the leadership training is taking place."

'Middle managers play tennis.'