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"Sorry -- I wasn't listening to what you were saying. I was too busy leading."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

Wrong leadership.

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Now that we reinvented ourselves, who do you think should run the company?"

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."

Facelook

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'It basically boils down to you need to do stuff better.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'Good work is it's own reward, but delegation is even better.'

Leadership never hibernates.

Covid-19 Leadership

Abraham Lincoln

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

Obama

'I've gone from King of the Jungle to team leader.'

'I'm sorry, but there's just no room in the budget for upward mobility... We're all making sacrifices...After all, I haven't been promoted in over twenty years.'

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one