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'Here. Who's going to believe Nero played bongos while Rome burned?'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Boss: Suggestion Box Bin

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"I'm not the responsible party. I have people for that."

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

Waste Management.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Who vetted that leader?'

"It's the new management structure, the worker's the one at the bottom..."

'I talk the talk but I don't walk the walk.'

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

Employer of the month...and every month.

'Finally, here's your chance to do something extraordinarily good for our company - quit and start working for the competitor!'

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Covid-19 Leadership

The Buck Stops Here.

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

'Oh, I've already found a natural born leader. Now I'm looking for someone to follow blindly.'

Puppet workers.

"I like your attitude, Peterson!"

'Getting the best out of chaps after they've decided to leave requires a bit of planning.'

Another company falls prey to the dreaded 'Top-Heavy Management Syndrome.'

Leading By Caving In

'It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.'

"Workers have obligation to limit their economic demands to make the USA more competitive!"

'It certainly didn't take Charlie very long after his promotion to grow an impressive set of claws, did it?'

I'm the vice president of something or other...

Person in authority is a blockhead.

"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."