Lazy Sledder Pillows

Cross-Country Sledding

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"I AM at my usual position."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Pushy Dog

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Can I have a look at the map?

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"