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"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Soup of the month.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I AM at my usual position."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Conservation Area

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Homo Zapiens

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.