Lazy Gourmet Gifts

"Harley's always been into plant based eating. He plants his base in a chair and eats!"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."

"Sometimes all you want is a mediocre place to eat something you could have made better yourself if you weren't so lazy."

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

Food of the Demigods

Soup of the month.

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

'As it's your birthday, I'll let you decide what you're cooking for dinner.'

Pre-digested convenience foods.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"I AM at my usual position."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Homo Zapiens

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Boy baking a cake.

"Fridge-to-table"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Fetch the Boomerang

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'