Lazy Genius Admirer Mugs

'How does he get away with it? If he's not playing with the mouse, he's sleeping.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

"Love me?"

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

Frederic Chopin

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"They always know when it's time to make the bed."

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

When Anteaters Get Lazy

Bird avoids flying by sitting on the wing of a plane