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'How does he get away with it? If he's not playing with the mouse, he's sleeping.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

Leonardo's first drawing

"Love me?"

Candle Moment

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

Frederic Chopin

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

Bird avoids flying by sitting on the wing of a plane

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

"They always know when it's time to make the bed."

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."