
"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."
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"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."
'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'
Walking a dog on a treadmill.
"It seemed like miles to me!"
'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'
"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."
"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."
Top Ten New Year's Resolutions
"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."
'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'
"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"
"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."
'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'
Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.
"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"
Eventual Motion Machine
'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'
'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'
New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.
'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'
'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'
"Pace yourself, Mother."
'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'
"Next bench is four steps."
"Man's best friend indeed."
'NEW Down hill exercise bike'
Life on Earth - Superfat.
'I joined an exercise class to meet men, but all the men there needed the exercise way too much.'
'You carry on to those machines. I'll stay here with this one.'
Obese Man on Scales
Corporate Gym
'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'
"It started with his doctor prescribing him cycling."
Trainer. Fitness gym. Ernie does a forth-five minute workout every morning -- he call it "getting out of bed."
"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."
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