Lazy Fitness Seeker Mugs

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

Eventual Motion Machine

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"Pace yourself, Mother."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"Next bench is four steps."

"Man's best friend indeed."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'

Life on Earth - Superfat.

'I joined an exercise class to meet men, but all the men there needed the exercise way too much.'

"It started with his doctor prescribing him cycling."

Corporate Gym

Obese Man on Scales

'You carry on to those machines. I'll stay here with this one.'

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."