"Next bench is four steps."
Lazy Fitness Lover Mugs
Discover mugs that humorously celebrate the laid-back fitness enthusiast in your life. Perfect for their morning coffee or tea, these amusing designs are sure to bring a smile to their face.
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
"I AM at my usual position."
Walking a dog on a treadmill.
'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'
'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'
Homo Zapiens
An old man exercising with hourglasses
"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"
Strive to win!
"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."
"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."
"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."
"That's how you're getting your steps in, putting your fitness tracker on the dog?"
'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'
"Do you have a motorized one?"
Fetch the Boomerang
'I need to do more exercising? Are you kidding?! I'm a kind of marathon runner! I run from the bed to the fridge, then to the table, back to the fridge and then to the TV, back again to the fridge and retour to the TV day by day!'
Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.
The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!
Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."
Eventual Motion Machine
'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'
The Sedentary Dead.
'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'
New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.
'I've got a problem.'
When I said to take a little regular exercise I didn't mean coming to see me every day.
"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."
"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."
"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."
No Strollers Allowed
"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."
Lazy Fitness Lover Mugs Collection
Lazy Fitness Lover Pillows
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Lazy Fitness Lover Prints
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Lazy Fitness Lover T-Shirts
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