Lazy Day Navigator Pillows

"Have you tried rebooting him?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Catatonic

A Golden Non-Retriever

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'