Lazy Day Napper Pillows

Man rakes up leaves so he can have a comfy nap.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Man's best friends."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Cat and mouse

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'