Lazy Day Escapist Mugs

Remote control with a small man inside.

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"He's an indoor cat."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'