Lazy Day Escapist Mugs

Remote control with a small man inside.

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.