Lazy Day Dreamer Pillows

"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."

'This weekend I'm doing all those little jobs I never seem to get around to doing.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I keep meaning to escape."

"I make a point of sleeping in."

"So now you're reading a book?"

"Might be a good idea. . . but does it involve me getting out of the chair?"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

Genetics We'd Like to See: A Late Sleeping Rooster for Gentlemen Farmers.

'I hate to see you working so hard...Shut the door would you dear...!'

"If mass equals energy, why do you have so little?"

"How can you sleep in? We're morning doves!"

"Sloth is a sin."

'Why put it off until tomorrow when it could well happen today?!'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'I wish our washer and dryer were on the first floor. . . It'd be more convenient.'

I'm looking for a job that starts late afternoon.

Alarm

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"A self-cleaning oven? Can I get a self-cleaning room?"

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"

Armchair man

Idle parts

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

Prisoner of television

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

Using an electric toothbrush to stir tea

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

My motto is "Do it now!" That's why I've decided there's no time like the present for postponing what I don't want to do.