Lazy Daydreamer Pillows

'Damn it Monroe! I told you to finish the stock taking!!'

"My God, do you realize the year's half over?"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

'What do you want to do today --hunt, gather, or just hang out?'

'Even when he's here he's not all here.'

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

"Because sitting is bad for my health."

'Three-toed sloth math...' '3+3=6. All computation is based on that.'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

'It's an exercise stimulator.'

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Cat taking it easy after spending the previous 23 hours sleeping.

"Forgot my shears, then when I managed to clamber into here, knackered, wasn't I?"

Dogs can dream too.

'You'll get used to this very easily - you always were a deadbeat.'

Tree house.

Lazy Groundhog.

"Hunting for a living sounds like way too much work mum! I think I'll try to find myself a nice herpetologist to take full care of me..."

'You can tell he's not afraid of the work, by the way he fights it.'

"My house is really messy... I should probably just give up and move."

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Maybe you should cut down on your naps in the sun."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."