
'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'
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'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'
Police Feline Unit
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."
"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
Lazy Octopus
"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."
Wordplay: Hibernation.
American Idle.
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
Cat and mouse
Fittd shēt
Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.
"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'
Catatonic
To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.
'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'
"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."
"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."
'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'
Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...
'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'
"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."
'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'
"He's an indoor cat."
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