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"I finally found a dog that fits my lifestyle."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"I AM at my usual position."

Homo Zapiens

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

Eventual Motion Machine

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

'Its part of our new range of inactive wear.'

Remote Toaster

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

"Hunting and gathering is too much work. Let's invent credit cards so we can charge people interest!"

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

When Anteaters Get Lazy

"The very thought of exercise does that to him. I guess that's why it's called cross training."

"Nice curvature."

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."

Risks for the heart patient Unloading the Dishwasher "Sorry? No can do." Answering the Land Line R-R-RING! R-R-R-RING! N-nope R-R-RING!!! Doing Taxes "Doc said I should take it easy." Any Car-Related Errand "The old ticker."

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.