Ironically Lazy Pal T-Shirts

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Doc, I think I'm suffering from insomnia...every ten minutes the boss bursts into my office and wakes me up!"

The Sedentary Dead.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Still living with parents....

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'I set the alarm to 96 years!'

"I just got home. Let me roost a bit."

"I need motivation."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'Nobody will see it in the sauna. Besides, how bad can your birthmark actually be?'

Remote Toaster

"My research on the effects of total inactivity in humans is nearing a breakthrough. Just one more 5-year grant should do it."

My car idles well! It learned a lot from you!

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"