"He's fine, Ma'm."
Lazy Afternoon Planner Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves to relax and plan their day at a slow, creative pace? Our collection is perfect for those who cherish their lazy afternoons, offering humorous and thoughtful items to inspire calm, contentment, and a touch of wit.
'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'
"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."
"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."
"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."
'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'
Conservation Area
"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"
'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'
"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."
'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'
Fast Food Fly-Thru
"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."
'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'
'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'
"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"
"Love me?"
Wake up love it's time to go to bed!
'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'
'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'
"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."
Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.
'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'
Couch potato.
"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"
'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'
"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."
Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.
"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"
'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'
'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'
"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."
"This is the software for my head."
'Why so early?'
"My research on the effects of total inactivity in humans is nearing a breakthrough. Just one more 5-year grant should do it."
Lazy Afternoon Planner Gifts Collection
Lazy Afternoon Planner Mugs
Discover mugs that celebrate the art of lazy afternoons—ideal for slow mornings or late-night planning. Browse our collection now!
Lazy Afternoon Planner Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring the spirit of a lazy afternoon into any room. Perfect for relaxing or inspiring peaceful moments.
Lazy Afternoon Planner Prints
Decorate your space with prints that celebrate the joy of unwinding and creative planning. Browse our selection today!
Lazy Afternoon Planner T-Shirts
Explore our fun and comfy t-shirts designed for those who love to relax and dream big during their lazy afternoons.