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'No - I would hardly describe myself as that. . .No let us simply say I am biding my time until something turns up. . . Yes, I surprise 'Slob' would be the best word in the long run.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

At the 2021 Religious Games

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I want to work from home!"

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"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'I had multiple personalities.'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

Self-Walking Legs

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

"When good hamsters go bad."