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Homo Zapiens

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Ultra-lazy sloth

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I want to work from home!"

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

The Bronze Age of Television

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Crumbs of Comfort

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

"When good hamsters go bad."

'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'

'I am not lazy, I have a disease. It's called couchaholism.'

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'