Laziness Lover Mugs

"In search of America's laziest man..."

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"Athlete's foot! You're joking?"

"I've been neither a lender nor a borrower. On the other hand, I have been an idler and a tosspot."

'When it comes to sex, he's just like an animal. A beached whale to be precise. '

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"I AM at my usual position."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I want to work from home!"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

The Sedentary Dead.

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

Endangered Feces: Prune Juice

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Believing life begins at 40, Dave decided to take it easy for the first 39."

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

New Season on the TV / New Season on the sofa

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'