Laziness Mugs

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Bed bugs quarrel

Voice Recognition TV.

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Three Men Barely Moving

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Only laundry day would force you to consider the benefits of a clothesless society."

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

'No - I would hardly describe myself as that. . .No let us simply say I am biding my time until something turns up. . . Yes, I surprise 'Slob' would be the best word in the long run.'

"I want to work from home!"

'He died doing what he loved. Which was nothing.'

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'

"For centuries one phantom has followed the other eliminating all kinds of evil around the world until..."

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

'Why didn't I think of it before - a la-z-thr one?'

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

'C'mon son - shake a leg.'

'Herb is into low impact television.'

'He's been reading it for the past 20 years!'

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

"When good hamsters go bad."

"Look at those idiots."

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."