Laziness Appreciators Prints

Teenage Sloth: 'My parents say I'm dead lazy. They're very proud.'

Police Feline Unit

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Homo Zapiens

Ultra-lazy sloth

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

"I want to work from home!"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Ah, business as usual.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"The great thing about being bad at your job is nobody asks you for help with their work."

'Lethargy is a sign of depression? No wonder we sloths have never gotten anywhere.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

Couch potato thinks: 'This sure beats having a life.'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"