Lawnmowing Pillows

Sadly Jason realises that small eggs will not improve the performance of his lawnmower!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

"Beware of God"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Biker Lawn Mower

Beware of the Lawn

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

The Scottish Lawn

Balding gnomes

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'