Lawn Levitators Pillows

Keep of the Grass.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Yardless: Please help

My God, I need to fart.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Guru.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

Grass huggers.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

No Mow May

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Avoid sitting."

'Going up?'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

A misery of mole hills

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

No Croquet

'Going down?'

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

The Lawn Gegnome Project