Lawn Levitators Mugs

Keep of the Grass.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Yardless: Please help

My God, I need to fart.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Guru.

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Grass huggers.

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

No Mow May

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Avoid sitting."

'Going up?'

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

A misery of mole hills

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

'The grass is plastic, too.'

No Croquet

'Going down?'

Joe Strummer in his garden...

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'