Lawn Jockey Pillows

The world's first riding lawn mower.

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Rocking Horse

Gamers

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Must get a longer cable."

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gentlemen Riders

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

First past the post.

The Scottish Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Horse racing puns

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Human males marking territory.