Lawn Caretaker Lover Gifts

Beware of the lawn

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mulch madness"

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Cow Pilot.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Death upgrades to a strimmer