'Please make it rain on the garden but not the lawn.'
Lawn Care Strategist Prints
Decorate their garden shed or indoor space with inspiring and witty prints that honor their lawn care expertise. These art pieces add personality and charm to their gardening environment.
"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."
'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'
'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'
Yardless: Please help
The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...
"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"
'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'
Mulching Vacuum Cleaner
A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.
"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."
"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."
Lawnmower
A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.
"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"
"Mulch madness"
"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"
Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
"When will somebody cut the grass?"
'Told you to get your mower fixed.'
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
"Must get a longer cable."
Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
'George! This way quick!'
"Beware of God"
Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.
Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.
A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.
"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."
'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'
"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."
Biker Lawn Mower
'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'
Lawn Care Strategist Prints Collection
Lawn Care Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for lawn care strategists—perfect for enjoying those morning coffees or teas with a witty twist.
Lawn Care Strategist Pillows
Give their space a humorous update with cozy pillows that celebrate lawn care mastery. Great for outdoor seating areas or garden sheds.
Lawn Care Strategist T-Shirts
Dress your lawn care strategist in style with our clever and comfortable t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their green thumb and strategic mindset.