Lawn Care Non-enthusiast Pillows

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'George! This way quick!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Beware of God"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Biker Lawn Mower