Lawn Care Minimalist Pillows

"So your argument is that a virtual reality headset showing an image of a mown lawn is cheaper than buying a lawnmower."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Lawnmower

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Mulch madness"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'George! This way quick!'

"Beware of God"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Biker Lawn Mower

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'