Lawn Bowling Aficionado Prints

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Beware of the Lawn

Bowling ball head.

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Mower Repair

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins